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The Flat Sumo Wrestler
April 27th, 2007 by missionstudents
How I got Flat Is Because Me And My Friends Were Walking And Talking And As We Were Doing That We Ran Into a Suma Wrestler Stage. I MADEA JOKE ABOUT HIM SAYING YOU WOULD LOOK UST LIKE YO MAMA IF YOUGAINEDAFEWMORE POUNDS. WHILE I WAS SAYING IT HE HADHEARED ME AND SAIDWA YA TALKING A BOUT MYMAMA FOR!!THEN HE SAIDYATHINK YOU SO STRONGMAN!!WHEN HE SAID THATTOMEI SAID YA SURE WRITE MAN!!THEN HE SAID COME AND SEE ME RIGHT NOW MAN I’M FAT’SO!!!!I’LL SMASHYOUINTO A MILLIONIECES MON!!SOI TOOKTHE CHALLENGEBUT OMLY TO SHOW OFF INFRONT OF MY FRIENNDS.THE NEXTTHINGI KNEW HE WAS IN THEAIR JUMPING AS HE WAS IN THE AIRHE SAIDI’MGOING TOFLATTINYOU FLATTER THAN A PANCAKE FOR TALKINGABOUT MY MAMA LIKE THAT.THEN HE JUMPED SUPER HIGH IN THE AIRANDFLATTINED MEFLATTER THAN APANCAKE.AFTERALL THAT I LOSTMY FRIENDS AND EVERYBODY CALLED ME SLIMMYBUT I REALLYKINDOF LIKED ITI COULDSQUEZE THROUGH STUFF AND EVERY THING.I STARTEDTO LIVEALMOST A PERFECT LIFE.THEN I STARTSLIPPING THROUGH MY SISTERS DIARY ANDEVERY THING.SHEGOT MAD EVERYLITTLE TIME.HER MYPARENTS AND MY BROTHERWERE WONDERING HOW I GOTFLAT.I HAD TOLD THEMHOW IT HAPPENED.THEY HADGOTREAL FURIOUS BUT THENBUT THEN THEY HADLEFT ME ALONE AFTER I HAD TOLD THEM.THEN IHADJUST LEFTOUTOF THE HOUSE TO GO TOTHEARCADE.WHILE I WAS THERE ISAW MYFRIENDS THEY TOLD ME TOGET OUT OFTHERELIFE AND LEFT.I WAS SOMAD THAT IWENT TO VISITTHE STATE TEXAS.WHEN I GOT THERE I WASHAVING SOMUCHFUN IWAS RIDINGONEVERY THING.ISW COOL CARS,TRUCKS,MOTORS,MOTORCYCLES,AND GOCARTS.I SAWONE OF THE BESTGOCARTSINTHE WORLD.ITRIED TO RIDEIT.I WASABLE TOALRIGHTBUTTHENISAW THIS COOL GOCART RACE AND I JUST HADTO GET IN THATRACE.SOI SNOOKIN THERACE.IT WAS SUPER FUN.I WAS RIDIN LIKE I NEVERDIDBEFORE.IHAD LOOKED ATHOWFAST I WAS GOING.YOU WOULDN’TBELIEVE HOWFASTI WAS GOING.I WAS GOING AHUNDRED MILES PER HOUR.IT WASTHELAST LAP I WASINFIRSTPLACE.I HAD FINALLY FOUNDTHEFINISHLINE.I PASTIT IN FIRST PLACE!!IWAS THECHAMPION UNTIL THEYFOUNDOUT IWAS AFLAT PERSON.THEY HADKICKED ME OUT.SO THENIHAD WENT BACK INTO THE SEWERTO GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA.I WAS UNDER THERE FLOATING BACK TO CALIFORNIA.THERE WAS A BIGALIGATOR.I WAS TRYING TO GET AWAYFROMTHEALIGATOR.I HAD UKED THE ALIGATOR AND JUMPED OUT OF THE SEWER I WASIN CALIFORNIA I HAD FOUND OUT SO IRAN TO MYHOUSENDWENT IN MY TOY BOX AND GOT MY PUMP AND PUMPEDMY SELFBACK NORMAL.MY PARENTS RAN IN THERE ANDSAID WHATHAPPENED I SAIDIPOOFED MY SELF BCK UP MAMA.THEY ALL HUGGED ME AND SAID I’MHAPPYFOR YOU.THEN I WENT OUT SIDE.I SAW MYFRIENDS AND THEYHAD SAID IS THAT REALLY YOU.YOUR POOFED UP AGAIN.THENISAID YEP IT’S ME ALLPOOFED UP.I SAID WHAT DO YOUWANT TO DO PLY TAG.THEYSAID YEAHSURE WHY NOT.THEN I REALLYLIVED A HAPPY LIFE WITH MYFRIENDS AND FAMILY.BUTI HADA REAL FUN TIME IN TEXAS.EVERYBODY LOVES ME NOW.THE END BY;LEWIS PARKER
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